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Yeah, well, um . . . I stole these from another website.  User submitted, so the authors could be very numerous, kind of like the Bible, except unholy and uninspired. It is my goal that you laugh at one or more of these.  Just one. Then I have not lived in vain.

I host all the pictures, so all of them should work.  If you get any pictures that do not load, it is likely a timeout.

 

Captain Nemo is drowning.

 

Dead puppies arn't much fun.

Ha ha

/obvious

Scariest picture I've seen all day.

"The Duke, like you've never seen him before."

If you've seen them both, this could be funny.

 

Liv Tyler is my favorite part.  And the eye. And the ninja Gollum.

I would pay to see Meryl Streep even get near Adam Sandler.

 

Based on a true story.

I love the classics.

How true!

This is my all time favorite mockery of that movie.  And the other one.

'Cause these two movies were so much alike.

I was a big David Lynch fan in college.  Back then, I thought that Eraserhead was a good movie.  Now I know better. I guess that is all a part of growing up. First, Eraserhead is good, then you know better.  Oh, and I never thought that Radiohead was good.

I really enjoyed Falling Down.

I would love to see this movie made. 

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

 

Wait, didn't they already make this one for real???

You're making me mad!

Berry funny, Dr. Jones.

Yeah, I didn't make these myself.

what a different movie that would be

This one rocks!

"Khan!!!!!!!!!!!"

The "dear Ndugu" is the best part.

Those aren't the droids you're looking for.

This one makes me feel dirty inside, and I do not know why.

 

/remember the Shaft theme song?

 

read the fine print

 

Just wait, they might make this  one.

 

"Evil will always win because good is dumb."

So true to real life, it's uncanny.

Ha ha ha ah ah ahaha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha haa ha ha ha ha aha ha hah aha ha

"Two enthusiastic thumbs up!"

 

Yikes!

Enough to make the doves cry.

 

As if German movies were not weird enough!!!!  They really could get more weird.  Maybe that's my calling . . .

 

 

I hope you enjoyed this little jaunt into movies that didn't happen.  This is my internet. Back off!

 

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