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History is way cooler than LotR

Published by Jake Allen December 2nd, 2003 in Uncategorized

From Silliman, an always-in-style, heretic butt-kicker, papal-bullish Pope innocent III Action Figure. Note to my family: I really want this for Christmans. Really. No, seriously, please someone buy it for me.

“Introduce this Pope Innocent III Action Figure to your other figures and watch the spiritual sparks fly! Armed with his formidable power of excommunication and an intimidating scroll inscribed with Latin text, this 6″ tall, hard plastic model of the 176th Pope will soon have all your other action figures lining up for confession. Read the back of the illustrated blistercard and you’ll find that Pope Innocent III was a good guy in all respects. He was a patron of the arts, cared about orphans, built a hospital and reunified the Papal States! Comes with removable fancy Pope hat. “

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  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Metzger Metzger Dec 4th, 2003 at 7:01 pm

    I’d rather get it for the president of your seminary. Can you get me his mailing address?

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Jake Jake Dec 4th, 2003 at 10:36 pm

    Dr. R. Albert Mohler
    2825 Lexington Rd.
    Louisville, KY 40280

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Toolie Toolie Dec 5th, 2003 at 1:14 am

    You can’t prove he’s guilty of any wrong doing. After all…he’s Innocent! Who do you think would make the more interesting pope, Ciofani or Dr. Moye?

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Jake Jake Dec 5th, 2003 at 6:59 am

    more interesting pope?
    Ciofani! Dr. Moye would be very traditional. Ciofani would, um well, not be very traitional.