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May Day

Published by Jake Allen May 1st, 2005 in Uncategorized

We celebrate the first of May for three reasons:

1) Ancient pagan rituals.

2) Spring does not have enough holidays since Easter always falls on a Sunday.

3) The Haymarket Riots of 1886. “Workers” burned and looted Chicago like it was LA or something and we gave those pagan gangs (”Labor Temple“?) closed shops.

/I was in the AFL-CIO for a year.
May 1 is really a bad day.

Madness!

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  1. Gravatar Icon 1 daniel silliman daniel silliman May 3rd, 2005 at 8:50 pm

    It’s also the RCatholic feast day of St. Joseph the carpenter and foster father of our Lord Jesus Christ.

    So not all is lost.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Jake Allen Jake Allen May 3rd, 2005 at 9:33 pm

    Hmmmm . . . well it is a good day to be indigenous.

    Madness?