Happy Darwin Day
Published by Jake Allen February 12th, 2006 in UncategorizedOn this, Charles Darwin’s 197th birthday, I wish you all good health and long life. Remember, you are your brother’s zookeeper.
Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control.
It has been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.
Man did not originate not from monkey, but from two monkeys…
One day the zookeeper asked why the orangutan was reading two books– the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper, or my keeper’s brother.”
Madness!






Hahahahahaha :} This is great! Wish I had logged on and read it sooner!
I seem to remember that scene in a movie. I think the orangutan was played by Spencer Tracy.