Happy Darwin Day

On this, Charles Darwin’s 197th birthday, I wish you all good health and long life. Remember, you are your brother’s zookeeper.

Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control.

It has been discovered that research causes cancer in laboratory rats.

Man did not originate not from monkey, but from two monkeys…

One day the zookeeper asked why the orangutan was reading two books– the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper, or my keeper’s brother.”

Madness!

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2 Responses to “Happy Darwin Day”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Anonymous

    Hahahahahaha :} This is great! Wish I had logged on and read it sooner!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Rick Ritchie Rick Ritchie

    I seem to remember that scene in a movie. I think the orangutan was played by Spencer Tracy.