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The Morocco Diet

Published by jakeallen September 26th, 2007 in travel, Jake's Musings, Cultural Commentary, The Simple Life, Humor, Home Life, economics, Health, Morocco, life update on Jake, Food

Try the Morocco Diet today!
It’s easy! Just:

Walk instead of drive.
Don’t use air conditioner.
Don’t eat anything that has been to a factory.
Don’t eat or drink anything from 4:30 AM to 6:30 PM during Ramadan.

Do eat whatever you want from 6:30 PM to 4:30 AM. Really, knock yourself out. You can’t eat enough. The weight falls right off.

Guaranteed results!!!

Madness!

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  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Brian Brian Sep 29th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    I could walk - could handle that.

    I could fast - could handle that.

    I could maybe avoid too many things prepared in a factory, but the reality of living in the US makes this difficult.

    However, I could in no way go without air conditioning. I would die. Yes, i am a wimp. Power to you.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Phoenix Phoenix Nov 13th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

    Write a best selling diet book. Get your share of the $39 billion/ year spent on weight loss in the United States.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 SupplementsNStuff.com SupplementsNStuff.com Dec 4th, 2007 at 11:34 am

    I’m afraid I couldn’t hang with this diet.