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Some idiot lets winning lottery ticket expire. The Powerball ticket, worth $853,492, is now forfeited to the government.
I support the lottery as the most equitable tax on our books.
Madness!
Madness!
Things to be Thankful for . . .
2 Comments Published by Jake Allen April 19th, 2006 in UncategorizedI am glad that I am not:
1) a Baghdad policeman
2) hanging above the East River
3) a democrat in Nepal
4) speculating in oil futures
5) security for Cynthia McKinney
Madness!
Introducing “Suri“, the new “princess” courtesy of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and L. Ron Hubbard. We at Ockhamist.com wish her a normal childhood. Be sure to tell your co-workers your opinion about the new little Thetan at work tomorrow. Don’t tell them too much, or Snow White will get you! We look forward […]
Yes, I too suffer.
Madness!
I am glad that I am not:
1) In Aruba
2) In Tel Aviv
3) Attending Duke
4) An undocumented worker
5) Watching “The View”
Madness!!!
If you support women’s sufferage, this video may change your mind.
MADNESS!
MADNESS!
I did buy groceries.
Madness!
I mowed the lawn after work, then fell asleep. Evangelical Sopranos is still the hot topic. I guess adding Tony Soprano, Jesus, and Creationism together is interesting. Go figure.
I’m going back to sleep, and tomorrow will wake up and it will be Good Friday. My church does not celebrate it because one […]
Happy Birthday Tom Clancy (1947).
Madness without remorse!
Christian university in Kentucky expels gay student. I expect an out of court settlement.
1) Attend conservative Christian university
2) Write about your boyfriend on MySpace
3) Get thrown out
4) Profit!
Madness!
They did it!
MADNESS!